![]() ![]() “You wipe it off and nothing happens,” she says, with the creeping dread of a doomed character in a slasher flick. It was like she was trying to lather up a cinder block. Then she takes a wet washcloth to her noggin and swipes frantically: “Watch, watch, look, look.” It begins with Gorilla Glue Girl popping the lid on a bottle of shampoo and applying a generous dollop to her Lego head. She concludes this was a “bad, bad, BAD idea.”Ī second video was so disturbing, I slowly rose to my feet while watching. She tells her fans she has tried to wash out the Gorilla Spray Adhesive 15 times, to no avail. The other could stick a grand piano to the side of skyscraper. Without blinking, she strongly warns followers to not assume the latter is a suitable substitute. ![]() Like a mad scientist, she flashes a bottle of göt2b and then the Gorilla Spray Adhesive. “My hair has been like this for about a month now. “Hey y’all,” she says cheerily in the first video, eyes wide open, possibly because her forehead no longer moves. So she decided to ad lib with an industrial-grade bonding agent. Gorilla Glue Girl, who obviously takes great pride in her gorgeous locks, was putting the finishing touches on a style that left the top slicked down, giving way to a dramatic braid she could sling over a shoulder.įor maximum hold, she usually applies a blast of göt2b. In videos she posted that may well bring Vidal Sassoon back from the dead only to kill him again with a panic attack, Brown - or “Gorilla Glue Girl,” as she’s now known on social media - explains a follicle conundrum that may well end with emergency head surgery at Johns Hopkins. Now I’m genuinely worried about her scalp and the future of humanity. Until this week, I had never heard of TikTok user Tessica Brown. And unless your master plan is to go viral with videos that generate headlines around the world, please do not style your hair with Gorilla Spray Adhesive. Do not MacGyver a concealer with anything from Benjamin Moore. Want to whiten your teeth? Do not gargle with Clorox. ![]() Trying to unclog your pores? Do not use Drano. A PSA to the TikTok generation: hardware stores do not sell beauty products. ![]()
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